Punk Is The Worst Form Of Music Except For All The Others

[Intro]
A D A D A D E (x2)

[Verse]
A                                   D
It's dawn somewhere in Tallahassee. 
A                                          D
I'm still lying awake with you next to me, 
E                D                            A     D A D
tired enough for misery but too miserable to sleep.

A                                               D
 You find a new date every day on the internet. 
A                                               D
I ain't found one for myself in years, I think.
E                                     D                                    A D A D A D E
It's nothing personal, but I hate you right now much as I hate Tallahassee. 

[Chorus]
A                        F#
This Chevy van is not my home. 
                               E
Tell me it's true, until I believe it, 
              D                        A       D A D A D E
and I'll tell you that your dream is a prison. 

[Verse]
A                                          D
It's noon somewhere, I think it's Michigan.
A                                                    D
I'm driving fast as the hardcore tape you're playing,
   E                      D   
to make it to the show on time. 
                      A     D A D 
As if I really give a shit. 
A                                                        D
Because every song is a lie as soon as it's played twice,
A                                           D
and by the hundredth time it's pathological.
E                      D                                   A D A D       
If I had any courage I would have quit a dozen states ago.

[Chorus]
A                         F#
 This Chevy van is not my home.
                               E
 Tell me it's true, until I believe it,
               D                        A      D A D A D E
 and I'll tell you that your dream is a prison.