Tunning: Standard
Capo: 1
Intro: C-keeps the same position but moves up 1 fret at a time, 3 times.
(makes more sense if you look up a video)
Verse 1:
C G C (pull off and hammer on your index finger as you like)
Congratulations you survived your suicide
F G C
Your sorry little heart still bippity bops from side to side
F Em
You get to see another day, so what do you say?
Am F
Lets Bake some cookies for an orphan who is going blind
C G Am
Congratulations Welcome back to the grind
C G C
Congratulations you survived your suicide
Verse 2:
C G C
Congratulations you survived your suicide
F G C
Yeah you and that horror show cliché you’ve been trying to hide
F Em Am F
Ring ring ring you nail down the window and lock the door but the cold was coming from inside
C G Am
Congratulations the good guy is gonna survive
C G C - G - C
Congratulations the killer is still alive
Pre-Chorus:
F
You tried to pull the trigger
G Am
but your hand began to shake
F Em
So you dodged the bullet
Em Am
That you wanted to take
Chorus:
F G Am
Life is long and sweet and love is pure and true
F Em
So we got ourselves a problem here
Am - Em - Am - C(the last Am is short)
And the problem is you
Verse 3:
C G C
Congratulations you survived your suicide
F G C
There were oh so many who went before you that tried and died
F Em
But not you, you can hold your head up high
Am F
Let your failure fill you full of pride
C G Am
Congratulations your wish has been denied
C G C
Congratulations you survived your suicide
Pre-Chorus:
F
You tried to pull the trigger
G Am
but your hand began to shake
F Em
So you dodged the bullet
Em Am
That you wanted to take
Chorus:
F G Am
Life is long and sweet and love is pure and true
F Em
So we got ourselves a problem here
Am - Em - Am - C
And the problem is you
Verse 4:
C G C
Congratulations you survived your suicide
F G C
Your sorry little heart still bippity bops from side to side
F Em
You get to see another day, so head to the bay
Am F
Maybe buy yourself an hour-long jet ski ride
C G Em Am F
Congratulations you are back on the winning side
F C G C
Congratulations you survived your suicide
End: something along the lines of that C position 3 frets up then you bend the 7th fret on the G string
and end on an Am.
Sorry if there is any mistakes. Enjoy (:
,Kevin Vallejo
