[Verse 1]
G
Do your ears hang low
G
Do they wobble to and fro
G
Can you tie them in a knot
D
Can you tie them in a bow
G
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
G
like a continental soldier
G D G
Do your ears hang low
[Verse 2]
G
Do your ears hang high
G
Do they reach up to the sky
G
Do they droop when they are wet
D
Do they stiffen when they’re dry
G
Can you semaphore your neighbour
G
with a minimum of labour
G D G
Do your ears hang high
[Verse 3]
G
Do your ears flip-flop
G
Can you use them for a mop
G
Are they stringy at the bottom
D
Are they curly at the top
G
Can you use them for a swatter
G
Can you use them for a blotter
G D G
Do your ears flip-flop
[Verse 4]
G
Do your ears hang out
G
Can you waggle them about
G
Can you flip them up and down
D
As you fly around the town
G
Can you shut them up for sure
G
When you hear an awful bore
G D G
Do your ears hang out
