[Chorus] A Show me the way to go home, I’m D A Tired and I wanna go to bed; I A Had a little drink about an hour ago, and it’s B E Gone right to my head A Wherever I may roam, o’er D A Land or sea or foam, you can A Always hear me singin’ this song B A Show me the way to go home. [Verse] A D When I'm happy, when I'm happy A E singing all the while A D I don't need nobody there to A E A show me how to smile E When I've been out on a spree A B E Toddling down the street E With this little melody A B E Everyone I greet [Chorus: slurred, drunken] A Show me the way to go home, I’m D A Tired and I wanna go to bed; I A Had a little drink about an hour ago, and it’s B E Gone right to my head A Wherever I may roam, o’er D A Land or sea or foam, you can A Alwaysh hear me shingin’ ‘nis shong B A Show me the way to go home. [Verse: back to normal] A D Old King Cole Was a merry old soul, and a A E Merry old soul was he; he A D Called for his wine, and he called for his pipe, and he A E A Called for his fiddlers three. E When they’d had a high old time A B E All the whole night through E What was it that King Cole said A B E And his fidders, too? [Chorus] A Show me the way to go home, I’m D A Tired and I wanna go to bed; I A Had a little drink about an hour ago, and it’s B E Gone right to my head A Wherever I may roam, o’er D A Land or sea or foam, you can A Always hear me singin’ this song B A Show me the way to go home. [Verse] A D Buying drinks, a lot of ginks A E Gathered in a swell cafe; A A D Scotchman who had quite a few was A E A Feeling rather gay E He kept drinking with each guy A B E As the hours fled E When it came his time to buy A B E He rose up and said [Chorus: scottish accent; exaggeratedly roll the Rs; be funny] A Show me the way to go home, I’m D A Tired and I wanna go to bed, I A Had a wee drappie about an hour ago, and it’s B E Gone right to my head A Wherever I may roam, o’er D A Land or sea or foam, you can A Always hear me singin’ this song B A Show me the way to go home. [Chorus: back to normal] A Show me the way to go home, I’m D A Tired and I wanna go to bed; I A Had a little drink about an hour ago, and it’s B E Gone right to my head A Wherever I may roam, o’er D A Land or sea or foam, you can A Always hear me singin’ this song B A Show me the way to go home.