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Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me - Frank Zappa
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Tabbed by: Jacque
E-mail: [email protected]
Tuning: Standard
This is the "Does Humour Belong In Music" DVD Version, it is also found on YCDTOSA Vol. 3
Ray White's Guitar
Bass Intro
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
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Verse
He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe)
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
He had an Irish Setter
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It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
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They did the Bump together
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What a splendid sight,
her teeth were white
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
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She was an office girl (her name was Betty)
Her fav'rite group was twisted sister
(They discussed the weather)
Chorus (Bass)
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
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Verse
She was a lonely sort, just a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a puck had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her (get it honey?)
Later on they went off to where the music was soft.
The candles were drippy, they saw a real hippy
Who delivered their dinner
e|-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2-2-3-3-2-2-0-0-2---|
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A|-----------------------------------------------------| changing every two strums, it is easier
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The rice was brown, and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room,
Well it seemed to be getting thinner
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey
Baby don't you want a man like me
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He took her home to a motor court
She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it,
But it made him angry!
He called her a slut, a pig and a whore
A bitch and a republican and she slammed the door
In a petulant frenzy!
C5 D5
On the sofa she weeps
Boo hoo hoo hoo
C5 D5
She weeps and she weeps
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
C5 D5
She weeps and she peeps
Through the curtain
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He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
C5 D5
So he asks to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that's the end of the story
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| / slide up
| \ slide down
| h hammer-on
| p pull-off
| ~ vibrato
| + harmonic
| x Mute note
| b Bend
| pb Pre-bend
| br Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend
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