https://youtu.be/H3VLqLLWxbQ Standard Tuning - Capo 3 [Verse] G D G I think my dog's a democrat C And it breaks my heart, to have to say G An ugly thing like that C But there's a big old pile of evidence G D/F# Em That all points towards the fact G D G My dog might be a democrat [Chorus] C I pay for all his healthcare G And I buy everything he eats C I provide him with a place to live A7 D7 Just to keep him off the street C He just acts like he's entitled G D/F# Em Even tried to unionize the cat G D G Yeah I think my dog's a democrat [Verse] G He chewed up the constitution G That I keep on display C And every time Benghazi's on TV G He looks the other way C I know he's a liberal G D/F# Em Even if he won't admit it A7 He pooped on my living room rug D7 And tried to tell me George Bush did it [Verse] C He ain't got no papers G D/F# Em And what really gets my goat A7 Is if he could find a ride to town D7 Well I know they'd let him vote [Bridge] Em Well sure we've had some good times C And he's been fun to have around A7 But if he ever barks about A7 My right to bear arms D7 I'm gonna have to have him put down [Chorus] C I pay for all his healthcare G And I buy everything he eats C I provide him with a place to live A7 D7 Just to keep him off the street C You'd have to be a socialist G D/F# Em To ever act like that G D G So my dog must be a democrat [Outro] C His behavior has been hinting G D/F# C His mom might be Mrs. Clinton... C D I think my dog's... N.C. A spread the wealth N.C. Government health N.C. Fleabitten ... democrat C G Dang it!