[Intro]
C# F# C#
[Verse 1]
C#
We can do our makeup in the parking lot
C#
We can get so famous that we both get shot
F#
But right now
C#
I'm in the shower
[Instrumental]
A
C#
We can get some press on nails at CVS
C#
I could tell you now or I could make you guess
F#
But right now
C# A
I'm in the shower
B C#
I'm in the shower
C#
We can drink our beer out of a sippy cup
C#
We can go to Disneyworld and fuck shit up
F#
But right now
C#
I'm in the shower
A
C#
We can call in sick and go to Chuck E Cheese
C#
We can make a baby on the flying trapeze
F#
But right now
C# A
I'm in the shower
B C#
I'm in the shower
C# F# C# C# F#
A B
You heartless bastard
A B
Can’t you see that I’m in the shower
A B
You bastard
A B
Can’t you see that I’m in the shower
C#
We can fall in love at the Dairy Queen
C#
We can be nice or we can be mean
F#
But right now
C# C#
I'm in the shower
