C D
I got three kids and a lovely wife
C D
I got a happy home and an electric carving knife
(Arrangement 1)
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G|---------2-0--
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A|--------------
E|--------------
G
that's why I wrote this song
C
because there's nothin' wrong
D G
nope, there's nothin' wrong with my life
C
there's nothin' wrong, nope, there's nothin' wrong
D G
there's just nothin' wrong with my life
C
I got a four wheel drive
D
and I got a computer hard drive
C
and I got Asheville? drive
D
and I got plenty of motivational drive
G
that's why I wrote this song
C
because there's nothin' wrong
D G
there's just nothin' wrong with my life
C D G C D
nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong, nothin' wrong with my life
G C D
Am |Tap the guitar box with your fingers
but then one day |after the chords for percussion effect
Em |
my wife phoned
Am
to tell me I was
Em
on my own
G
and now there's one thing wrong
C
one thing wrong
D G
one thing wrong with my life
G C
so I had to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to
D G
"there been somethin' wrong" with my life
(G) C D G
there's somethin' wrong, there's somethin' wrong, now there's somethin' wrong with my life (arooo)
(G) C D G
to change my song from "there been nothin' wrong" to "there been somethin' wrong" with my life
C
well I, I caught my wife, and I,
D
I had my electric knife and I just
C
carved her up
D
and put a end to my strife
(Arrangement 1 down to G)
G
and now there's nothin' wrong
C
no, there's nothin' wrong
D G
there's just nothin' wrong with my life
(G) C D G
nothin' wrong, nope there's nothin' wrong, there's just nothing' wrong with my life
[Speaking: / Guitar continues over G C D until "...hell of a time"]
hello sheriff, what can I do for you?
my wife left me? no you got the wrong end of the stick sheriff, I left her.
I left her all over the place.
I left her down at old Jackson's well, down Simpson's creek, Shrimpy's? store
you'll have a hell of a time putting her back together, sheriff, hell of a time.
the law's a joke and I'm laughing sheriff.
a-one two, one two three four
G C D a few times to end with quick G-D-G succession.
