Faster Horses:Tom T. Hall. #2 CANADA RPM Country and #1 US Country on MERCURY Records in 1975. INTRO: G #1. Gm7 G He was an old time cowboy, don't you understand? His eyes were sharp as razor blades, is face was leather tanned. C G His toes were pointed inward from a hangin' on a D G horse, he was an old philosopher, of course. #2. G He was so thin, I swear, you could have used him for a whip. He had to drink a beer to keep his breeches on his hips. C G I knew I had to ask him about the mysteries of life. D G He spit between his boots and he replied. CHORUS: G C D It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, G more money. #3. G He smiled and all his teeth were covered with tobacco stains. He said, it don't do men no good to pray for peace and rain. C G Peace and rain is just a way to say prosperity, and Gm7 D G buffalo chips is all it means to me. #3. G I told him I was a poet, I was lookin' for the truth. I do not care for horses, whiskey, women or the loot. C G I said I was a writer, my soul was all on fire. D G He looked at me and he said, you are a liar. CHORUS: G C D Son, it's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, G more money. #4. G Well, I was disillusioned, if I say the least. I grabbed him by the collar and I jerked him to his feet. C G There was somethin' cold and shiny laying by my head. D Gm7 So, I started to believe the things he said. #5. G Well, my poet days are over and I'm back to bein' me. As I enjoy the peace and comfort of reality. C G If my boy ever asks me what it is that I have learned. Gm7 D G I think that I will readily affirm. CHORUS: G C D Son, it's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, G more money. CHORUS: G C D Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, G more money. CHORUS: G C D It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, G more money. OUTRO: G C D It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, G more money..(Fade.) A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.