[Verse 1]
D
I love you, yes
F#m
And I’ll confess
Am D
The thought of staying is so enticing
G C
And when you speak, my knees get weak
F#m Bm
I can’t believe what I’m sacrificing
Em Gm
But let’s get real, we know the deal
F#m Bbm Bm
So darling let’s not tip-toe
Em A
This thing we had was not just bad,
D
it was a shit show
[Verse 2]
A D F#m
We can’t undo, can’t make amends
Am D
Dysfunction is our lingua franca
G C
We can’t unscrew each other friends
F#m B
We’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca
Em Gm
There’s ‘hard to get’, then there’s neglect
F#m F# Bm
To say it’s fate, you’d have to be a bit slow
Em A
Not to be crass, but this sucked ass
D
This was a shit show
[Bridge]
Bb Gm Am D
Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire
Bb Gm F D
Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather
Bb Gm F#m Bm Fm
We have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce
Em A Am
A play about pieces of feces is what we are together
[Verse 3]
A D F#m
Oh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel
Am D
Cause life is short and we’re not getting any younger
G C
But after sex, what happens next?
F#m Bm
I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger
Em Gm
And when you say that I should stay
F#m Bbm Bm
That’s exactly when I should split
Em A
Though I won’t forget, I won’t regret
[Outro]
C Gm A
This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing
D F#m Am D G C F#m B Em
Gm D
