CAPO 4
[Intro]
Em-G-D-C
[Verse]
Em G
I'm at Amanda's weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
D C
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
Em G
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
D C
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
Em G
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
D C
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
Em G
And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
D C
So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you
[Chorus]
Em G D C
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
Em G D C
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside. If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
[Verse]
Em G
She said I don't believe ya, I said it's fuckin true
D C
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
Em G
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
D C
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
Em G
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
D C
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
Em G
And the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
D C
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these
[Chorus]
Em G D C
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
Em G D C
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside. If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
[Verse]
Em G
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
D C
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
Em G
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Thir Na nOg
D C
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
Em G
And the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
D C
And just before I close the door I look at her and say
Em G
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
D C
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
[Chorus]
Em G D C
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
Em G D C
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside. If you're lookin for a ride I've got a horse outside
