[Intro]
e|-7-7-7-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------------------|
B|-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-9-7---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-7-7-7-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------------------------------------|
B|-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-5-----------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A E B F# G# |
A E B B | play twice
E
A E B
Let me tell you ‘bout all of my problems, they don’t seem to go
A E B
And I can’t fathom conditions that are worse than my own
A
That’s not what I want, that’s not what I asked for
E B
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
E E B
I want a world where I have full control
F# G# A
Mild inconveniences are killing me
E F# A
It won’t be long before they’ve ruined my day
e|-7-7-7-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------------------------------------|
B|-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-5-----------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A E B F# G#
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
A E B
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
A E B F# G#
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
A E B
My parent’s credit card got taken away
A E B
There’s nothing on Netflix that I haven’t seen
A E B
And I can’t reach the remote, it’s too far away from me
A E B
Buffering slow, in 720p
A E B
That’s not full HD, this isn’t funny
A E B
Why can’t my Smart TV just do what it’s told?
F# G# A
Mild inconveniences are killing me
E C# B
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
F# G# A
It wouldn’t hurt to book some better bands
A E B F# G#
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
A E B
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
A E B F# G#
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
A E B
My parent’s credit card got taken away
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|---1-----1--1-----------------------------------|
D|--2-----2----2----------------------------------| play this multiple times during bridge part 1
A|-0-----2--4-------------------------------------| (unless u lazy and wanna play the chords)
E|------------------------------------------------|
[Bridge part 1]
A A B C# x2
A
It’s getting way too hot
B C#
Ditch the jacket I just bought
A B
Now I’m freezing my own balls off
C#
My dark, blue balls
A
It’s getting way too hot
B C#
Ditch the jacket I just bought
A B
Now I’m freezing my own balls off
C#
My navy-blue, indigo balls
[Bridge part 2]
A
I know I’m a straight white male
B
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell
C#
America is the place to be
G#
Unless you live near poverty
A B
I got mud on my shoes, my brand new shoes
C# G#
I got mud on my shoes, my brand new shoes
A
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
B
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
C#
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
G#
Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
A B
Too many voices, too many voices
C# G#
Too many voices, too many voices
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|---1-----1--------------------------------------|
D|--2-----2---------------------------------------|
A|-0-----2--4-------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------|
Or
A B C#
(Play each chord once)
GO!
A B C# G# X2
A B
I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
C# G#
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
A B
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
C# G#
My parent’s credit card got taken away
A B
I’m a first world tragedy
C# G#
I’m a first world tragedy
A B
I’m a first world tragedy
C# G#
I’m a first world tragedy, it's not okay.
B A E
(play each chord once and end on E)
