"Smash!"
[Egoraptor:]
D
It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited
C D
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said,
[Luigi (Danny Sexbang):]
F
Listen, everyone, I love you guys
C D
You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!
[Announcer (Markiplier):]
Excuse me!
F
Hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
C
It's called Super Smash Brothers
[Luigi:]
D
That sounds nice, how do we play?
[Announcer:]
F
Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
C D
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!
[Luigi:]
I don't think I wanna do that.
[Announcer:]
F
Oh come on, it'll be a bash.
C D
Now grab all your little friends, 'cause it is time for us to MOTHERFUCKING SMASH!
[Danny Sexbang:]
Bb
Whoa-oh
[Luigi:]
Wait, no
[Danny Sexbang:]
C
Let's go!
F C
Kick the shit out of your friends!
[Luigi:]
That's not cool
[Danny Sexbang:]
F C
Have a blast as you beat their ass
Bb F
And then they're forced to clap for you in the end! (3 2 1 SMASH!)
Bb C
Mario (Hey bro!) your chode
F C
Has been destroyed, 200% (I need that chode!)
[Luigi:]
Bb F Eb
Can't we all just get along?
[Danny Sexbang:]
Abso-fucking-lutely not you gotta SMASH!
[Egoraptor:]
D F
The crowd was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
C D
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head
Fox said:
[Fox (Egoraptor):]
F
Hey Mario, stop crying, just psyche up and fight instead
[Luigi:]
C D
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red!
[Announcer:]
F
Sonic looked tough till Link kicked him in the stuff
C D
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff!
F
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
C D
And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!
[Luigi:]
F
Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed.
[Announcer:]
C D Bb
Don't worry Luigi the clock says 4 3 2 (Oh no) 1 SMASH!
[Danny Sexbang:]
Bb
Whoa-oh
[Luigi:]
This blows.
[Danny Sexbang:]
C
You know
F C
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own BROTHER!)
F C Bb
Pikachu's way less fuckin' cute when he is trying to electrocute you! (Pika PIII!)
F C
Samus (What do you want?!) is pissed
F C
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh you're dead, bitch.)
[Luigi:]
Bb F Eb
That is the last goddamn straw...
[Announcer:]
Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!
[Luigi:]
Bb
Hey look at me now!
C Ab
I'm beating up friends
Eb Bb Ab
I have no regrets, this is the fucking best!
Bb
Yes I can see now
C Ab
We're having fun in the end!
Eb Bb
Now it all makes sense
