This tab is in the actual key Reggie plays this in, so it should work for piano or guitar. If you want it
easier to play on guitar or you can't sing high enough to play it in this key, I recommend transposing down 5
half steps (so the chords are C - Em7 - D), so you don't have to play any barre chords.
This is a comedy song, and if you want the best reaction, I recommend watching Reggie play it and mimicking
some of the things he does while playing it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1vEXz5BvA
[Intro]
F Am7 G F
Am7 G G/B Am G/D F
Am7 G G Am7 F
[Verse 1]
F Am7
Why the hell you got a big ass purse?
G Am7
What the hell's up with that big ass purse? I'm
F Am7
wondering what's inside that big ass purse
G Am7
F Am7
Let me take a guess. Is there another purse inside that big ass purse?
G Am7
Maybe there's another purse inside of the other purse
F Am7
G Am7 G
In case you forget what it looks like
[Verse 2]
Am7 F
You've got your eyeshadow
Am7 G
You've got your eyeshadows
Am7 F
When I open one of your eyeshadows
Am7 G
It's really powdery and the wind blows it away
Am7 F
And it's all fractured and unusable
Am7 G
The applicator stick isn't even there
Am7 F
Anymore
Am7 G
So why the hell you got it in your purse?
[Verse 3]
F Am7
And baby you look at me with those beautiful brown blue
G Am7
black eyes, yes you do.
F Am7
You tell me like I'm an idiot
G Am7
Like I'm an idiot
F Am7
You tell me "Because
G Am7
it's got a mirror" And I say
F Am7
"Why the hell you need an extra mirror?"
G Am7
And you look at me and you say
[Verse 4]
F Am7
"Maybe you're out on the town and you, you
G Am7
go into the bathroom with a girlfriend, but the girlfriend, she only has a
F Am7
clutch because she's smart for only bringing a clutch but you have your
G Am7
big, big, big ass bag in the bathroom
F Am7
And you reach in and pull out an extra
G Am7
mirror 'cause the bathroom doesn't have a functioning mirror and there's too many
F Am7
girls using the little tiny crack of the mirror that works in the first
G Am7
place. And then you're doing two things at
F Am7
once so you're hoping to dispel the stereotype of
G Am7
Women taking too long in the bathroom 'cause they're doubling up their
F Am7
time. Now who's the idiot this
G
time?"
[Outro]
F Am7 G Am7 F
(beatbox weird drum solo that ends in a horse running sound)
