[Chorus]
C F C
Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot
F A#m
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
F C
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
F A#m
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
Dm C A#m
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C
Why would I sleep at night
F C
When I’m living the dream
[Verse 1]
F A#m
I’m a beer pong champ and a flip cup king
F A#m
Who’s no longer welcome at the dairy queen
F C
No shoes, no shirt, no more dipped cones for me
F A#m
I share wine and wisdom over microwave dinners
DM C A#m
With the girl I date that I met on tinder
A#m C
I can’t call it love but I can call her any time I want
[Chorus]
F C
Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
F A#m
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
F C
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
F A#m
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
Dm C A#m
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C
Why would I sleep at night
F C
When I’m living the dream
[Verse 2]
F A#m
I throw parties on the weekend that are second to none
F A#m
Brought to you in part by my college fund
F C
Keg stands, forty hands, neighbours call the cops again
F
I only smoke when I drink
A#m
But I drink every day
Dm C A#m
My only worry in the world is getting myself laid
A#M C
It’s a damn near miracle I don’t already have a kid
[Chorus]
C F C
Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot
F A#m
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
F C
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me
F A#m
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
Dm C A#m
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C
Why would I sleep at night
F
When I’m living the dream
C
Smoke em if you got em
[Chorus]
F C
Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot
F A#m
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot
F C
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me...yes they do
F A#m
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive
Dm C A#m
I’m half in the bag by half past five
C
Why would I sleep at night
F
When I’m living the dream
A#m C F
Now why would I sleep at night when I’m living the dream
