Intro: A D A D
Verse:
A G D A G D
I know you. I know you've seen her.
A G D A G D
She's a sad tomato. She's three miles of bad road.
A G D A G D
Walking down the street. Will I never meet her?
A G D A G D B
She's a real woman-child. Oh my kiss breathe turpentine.
Chorus:
E D G A E D G D E
I am smitten. I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E D G A G
Have you seen her come around? My crush with eyeliner
Verse:
A G D A G D
I'm in like. I'm infatuated
A G D A G D
It's all too much pressure. She's all that I can take
A G D A G D
What position should I wear? Cop an attitude? (You faker)
A G D A G D B
How can I convince her?(Faker) That I'm invented, too, yeah.
Chorus:
E D G A E D G D E
I am smitten. I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E D G A G
We all invent ourselves. And you know me.
Solo: B A B A D E G
Verse:
A G D A G D
She's a sad tomato. She's three miles of bad road.
A G D A
She's her own invention,(She's her own invention).
A G D A G D
That gets me in the throat. What can I make myself be?
A G D A
Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange)
A G D A G D B
What can I make myself be?(Faker). To make her mine?
Chorus:
E D G A E D G D E
I am smitten. I'll do anything (I'll do anything).
E D G A G
A kiss breathe turpentine. My crush with eyeliner
E D G A E D G D E
I am smitten. You know me (Yeah, you know me).
E D G A G D
I could be your Frankenstein. My crush with eyeliner
E D G A E D G E
I am smitten. I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
E D G A G
Won't you be my valentine? My crush with eyeliner.
Outro: E D G A
E D G G
E D G A
End on E (let ring)
