The Yogscast - A Fairytale of Sipsco
This song was the Yogscast's Charity Christmas Song for 2012. Please enjoy, rate and comment!
-Intro-
G A D G A D
-Sips's Verse-
A D
It's Christmas Eve bro
G
At Sipsco HQ
D A
I'm all alone here, just like every year
D
I pour myself a drink
G
A pint of mountain dew
D G A D
I raise my glass up high, and toast our old friend Guy,
A D
Oh who's that bearded one
G
Outside, dressed like a bum
D A
My God it's freezing, but he's not squealing
D
He's got a plan I see
G
To build a factory
D G A D
Won't make it on his own, well I can change that...
-Sjin's Verse-
D A Bm G D G A D
D A Bm G
We'll have girls big as cars, and a pool full of cash
D A
Here the fun never ends, throw your fears in the trash
D Bm D G
When the first block of dirt leaves the factory floor
D A D
They'll be crying and begging and screaming for more
-Sips's Verse-
D A
We can do it! Hooray! Best dirt ever made
D G A D
In a rainbow of flavours from bacon to lime
D A
The best Christmas ever, shame about the weather
D G A D
We'll hang tinsel and baubles and drink some mulled wine!
-Chorus-
G A D Bm
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray!
D G A D A Bm G D A D D Bm D G D A D
And the dirt will ship on out for Christmas day!
-Sips and Sjin's Verse-
D G
There's monsters about, and the power is out
D A
The roof isn't done and it's covered in grime
D G
There's a fire and a flood, and I'm covered in blood
D G A D
Sipsco Christmas my arse, we won't finish on time!
-Chorus-
G A D Bm
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray!
D G A D A Bm G D A D Bm D G D A D
But no dirt is shipping out on Christmas day!
-Everyone's Verse-
A D
Hey guys, you need a hand?
G
Well let's reform the band!
D A
I'll build this factory, with new technology!
D G
This dirt is super pure. One hundred percent (I'm sure)!
D G A D
Come have a drink in here, the finest Sipsco dirt beer!
-Chorus-
G A D Bm
Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray!
D G A D A Bm G D A D Bm D G D A D
And the dirt was shipping out on Christmas day!
