[Intro] C F Am C [Verse] C F Am Sleepy Alligator in the noon day sun, C F Am Lyin' by the river just like he usually done. C F Am Call for his whiskey, he can call for his tea, C F Am Call all he want to, but he can't call me. [Chorus] G Oh no! I've been there before, A And I ain't gonna come around here no more. [Link] C Dm F C C7 [Bridge] F C (Hung up, waitin' for windy day) F C (Hung up, waitin' for windy day) F C Creepy alligator coming all around the bend, F C Shoutin' about the times when we was mutual friends, F C I checked my memory and I checked it quick, yes I will. F C I checked it runnin' some old kind of trick. [Chorus 2] Dm A Oh no! Well I've been there before, G7 A And I ain't gonna come around here any more. [Link] A E [Verse 2] A E Sailin' down the river in an old canoe, A E A bunch of bugs and an old tennis shoe. A E Out of the river all ugly and green, A E Came the biggest old alligator that I've ever seen! A E Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were buggin' out, A E Contracted the union, put the beggars to rout. A E Screamin' and yellin', he was pickin' his chops, A E He never runs he just stumbles and hops. A E Just out of prison on ten dollars bail, A E Mumblin' bitches and waggin' his tail. [Outro] E D Em E
