Capo on 3 [Intro] Am x 6 [Verse 1] Am When you took me home, you knew who you were taking F Not some Debbie debutante, standing in an (Am)apron, frying up your bacon [Pre-Chorus] Am My house and my mouth and my mind get kinda trashy I've never been to jail, but Hell, I wouldn't put it past me [Chorus] Am So, if you want the girl next door, some Virgin Mary metaphor F Your cardboard cutout on the wall, your paper or your Barbie doll Am With perfect hair and a perfect dress, I'm really just the perfect mess F G And I ain't nothing less or nothing more, so baby, if you want the girl next door [Post-Chorus] Am Then go next door and go right now, and don't look back, don't turn around F And don't call me when you get bored, yeah, if you want the girl next door Am Then go next door [Solo] (Am) (Am) (Am) [Verse 2] Am Sorry, I ain't sorry that I ain't your Marsha Brady, uh-uh If I ever met her, bet she'd probably Am hate me, 'cause you'd wanna date me [Pre-Chorus] Am My heart and my head and my bed can get real twisted F And you wouldn't be the first to think you're --- gonna go and fix it [Chorus] Am So, if you want the girl next door, some Virgin Mary metaphor F Your cardboard cutout on the wall, your paper or your Barbie doll Am With perfect hair and a perfect dress, I'm really just the perfect mess F G And I ain't nothing less or nothing more, so baby, if you want the girl next door [Post-Chorus] Am Then go next door and go right now, and don't look back, don't turn around F And don't call me when you get bored, yeah, if you want the girl next door Am Then go next door [Solo] (Am) (Am) (Am) [Bridge] G Am The thing that turns you on is what you wanna change G F But you have a better chance of slowing down a train [Chorus] Am If you want the girl next door, some Virgin Mary metaphor F Your cardboard cutout on the wall, your paper or your Barbie doll Am With perfect hair and a perfect dress, I'm really just the perfect mess F G And I ain't nothing less or nothing more, so baby, if you want the girl next door [Post-Chorus] Am Then go next door and go right now, and don't look back, don't turn around F And don't call me when you get bored, yeah, if you want the girl next door Am Then go next door [Outro] (Am) (Am) (Am) (Am)