[Intro]
G C G C Em C D G C G C Em C D G
[Verse]
G C G D
Now hear ye all you rascals, with your bellies full of pie,
G Em C D
And listen to this tale of old where the hero’s four feet high! (Yay!!)
G C G D
He’s a master of concealment, and an adept at disguise,
G C G D
Which he uses when he’s sneaking past a husband’s watchful eye!
G C G D
He’s slain many a villain, be it dragon wolf or wizard,
G Em C D
And he’s looted chests, of all the best of treasures he could find!
G C G D
He’s the undefeated champion, of adventure war and passion,
G Em C D
And he sings this song as he goes along with a fiddle and a pipe
[Chorus]
G C
The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean
G D
A sweet lass by my side,
G Em
There ain’t nobody looking so,
C D
I squeeze her rump behind.
G C
The world is full of monsters vile but
G D
They ain’t here at the time
G Em
So lift your roast, propose a toast
C D
To these drunken friends of mine
[Verse]
G C G D
Our hero journeyed far and wide, finding riches, gold and magic,
G Em C D
But he never found his true loves heart, and it made him sad and tired
G C G D
then one day while he was walking, he was shot as he was singing,
G Em C D
An elf maiden fair from over there, with a bow as she was fine.
G C G D
She apologized profusely, said she thought he was a dwarf,
G Em C D
And she carried him to the nearest inn, where she nursed him back to life,
G C G D
Well they fell in love directly, and she married him that night,
G Em C D
So the Halfling and the comely Elf made a song about their time.
[Chorus]
G C
The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean
G D
A sweet lass by my side,
G Em
There ain’t nobody looking so,
C D
I squeeze her rump behind.
G C
The world is full of monsters vile but
G D
They ain’t here at the time
G Em
So lift your roast, propose a toast
C D
To these drunken friends of mine
[Instrumental]
Em A Em D Em A D E Am E Am E Am D
[Chorus]
G C
The Grass is Green, The Air Is Clean
G D
A sweet lass by my side,
G Em
There ain’t nobody looking so,
C D
I squeeze her rump behind.
G C
The world is full of monsters vile but
G D
They ain’t here at the time
G Em
So lift your roast, propose a toast
C D
To these drunken friends of mine
