[Intro]
Bbm C# Ebm Fm
Bbm C# Ebm Fm
[Verse]
Bbm C#
A devout and well-respected man
Ebm Fm
Woe betide you if you wander from God's plan
Bbm C#
Square shouldered, straight as a die
Ebm Fm
The righteous truth, he never tell you no lies
[Bridge]
F#m Fm
But when that old sun go down
F#m Fm
He's heading off up the wrong side of town
F#m A
Eyes sparkle in the red light glow
Bbm Ab
Trouser pockets he's ready to go
[Chorus]
Ebm C# B
Ooooo-ooooo-oooh
D
Calm down, Mr. Apples
Ebm Bbm B
You're gonna do yourself in
C#
Tell us where you've been
[Instrumental]
Bbm C# Ebm Fm
[Verse]
Bbm C#
Head of the table at the Rotary club
Ebm Fm
Never unsure of which shoulders he should rub
Bbm C#
Scout leader, a pillar of the Church
Ebm Fm
Capital Punishment, he wants to bring back the birch
N.C
(of course, he does)
[Bridge]
F#m Fm
Cause when that old sun go down
F#m Fm
Heading off under the wrong side of town
F#m Am
Eyes sparkle in the red light glow
Bbm Abm
Trouser pockets he's ready to go
[Chorus]
Ebm C# B
Ooooo-ooooo-oooh
D
Calm down, Mr. Apples
Ebm C# B
You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in
C#
Oh tell us where you've been, and
Ebm C# B
Ooooo-ooooo-oooh
D
Calm down, Mr. Apples
Ebm Bbm B
You're gonna wear yourself out
C#
And what's it all about
[Instrumental]
Bb Bb Bbm Bbm
Bbm C# Ebm Fm
Bbm C# Ebm Fm
[Bridge]
F# Am
Eyes sparkle in the red light glow
Bbm Abm
Trouser pockets he's ready to go
[Chorus]
Ebm C# B
Ooooo-ooooo-oooh
D
Calm down, Mr. Apples
Ebm C# B
You're gonna do, you're gonna do yourself in
C#
Oh tell us where you've been, and
Ebm C# B
Ooooo-ooooo-oooh
D
Calm down, Mr. Apples
Ebm B
You're gonna wear yourself out
C#
And what's it all about
Ebm C# B
Ooooo-ooooo-oooh
C#
What's it all about
Ebm C# B
Ooooo-ooooo-oooh
B
What's it all about
[Ending]
Ebm C# B
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D
You're gonna wear yourself
Ebm C# B
Out ---------
C# D Ebm
You're gonna wear yourself out
