Verse 1:
E
Every day I open up my laptop
G#m
And log onto Twitch.tv
C#m7
Cuz there's a special someone
A
I've been waiting to see
Am
What a very special pleb
E G#m
Who is kinda fagish
A F#m B A B
Please Twitch chat, don't spam FailFish
Verse 2:
E G#m
Forsen, don't stop calling whores and
A
When the chat gives you the name of a grill
Am
Call her quick or Hornpub will
G#m G#m/C
I would donate a dollarino to you
C#m7
I won't call you gay
A F#m B
So the Nazi mods won't skip this song on plug.dj
Chorus 1:
A E G#m C#m
After playing this song I won't feel no remorse and
A F#m B
Ohhhh~
E B
Forsen~
Verse 3:
E G#m
Forsen, grab some snus from the storesen
A
Don't listen to the cancer chat
Am7
You're a beautiful little boy, you know that
G#m G#m/C C#m7
There might be 20,000 people watching your stream
A F#m B
And they all spam dank memes: Kappa and FrankerZ
Chorus 2:
A E
I know this isn't the kind of cancer you want
G#m C#m A F#m B
This is a shitty chorus and ohhhh~
E (E, D#, D on top two strings)
Forsen ~ yeah ~
Bridge:
A E
I know I'm not so great at Hearthstone
G#m G#m/C C#m7
But at least I know: "Well met!"
A F#m
But you can always know that you have plug.dj
B
And the cancer Twitch chat!
A E
Can you please do another drunk stream?
G#m G#m/C C#m7
Damn, this is a sad song BibleThump
A
But I don't care if you're a pleb
F#
I don't care if you're a fag
A A/Bb
And I would spam Kappa 'til it says
B
B/C
Yeah, (bitch!)
Verse 4:
F Am
Forsen, what else rhymes with "Forsen?"
Bb
Hope you're doing good over there in Sweden
Bbm7
We all know you bought 2 kilos of dank weed and
Am Am/C#
All the F O R S E N B O Y S agree
Dm7
You're a cute little pleb
Bb Gm
Please no copy pasterino this song
C
Or I will be very mad
Verse 5:
Bb F
You're an alpha, alpha male
Am Dm
I just wish you would call more whores and
Bb Gm C
Ohhhh ~ (x3)
F Bb Bbm F
Forsen.... YEAHHHHHHHHHH BITCH