This isn't too close to the original, but there were no chords for this song, and i think it sounds pretty nice acoustic. [Verse 1] (So) Bm Congratulations, (Long) A G Break a leg tonight. G A Bm What a shame I heard the understudy died under the knife. Bm Crying backwards, A G Under bedroom lights. (Hold G) The operation.. [Chorus] Bm A I don't think you'll ever want to love me, G You'd better listen to your doctor, doctor's.. [Verse 2] Bm A G Sober up (and bury the empty cup), Bm A G In a backyard of Seattle we used to lie. Bm A When I sew you up, don't let me (up!) Stop bleeding, G Tiny stitches that you placed into my skin. Bm A Won't let me go, oh no, oh no G And they're ruining the mood. G A So I'll toast every beat of my heart like a miracle [Chorus] Bm A And I, I don't think you'll ever want to love me, G You'd better listen to your doctor, doctor's A Lie! Lie! Lie! If the dollar is right, G Oh my sweet little girl, Bm (strum once) Hold your mouth and you'll be alright. [Hook] N.C. Gather round, gather round! Ladies and gentlemen, come from far, come from wide, The moment you've all been waiting for. Tonight! Join us as we explore the spine-chilling mystery of death. And the miracle of resurrection! [Bridge] Bm A Please understand me when, G I'd rather see you dead Than live without me, So thirsty for more. Bm A G Bm Beyond the sea blue light, A I met the love of my life. G She'd rather see me dead than Face me. Bm A I like your starry eyes, They yell "Surprise, surprise!" G I'm in love, But not for long. Bm Our operation, A Call off the operation. Bm Our operation, G Call off, off, off! [Outro] Another wave has turned its back on me, Crashed back on the eyes of the first I see. (If your delicate eyes don't blink someday) Can't count on anything, (They might as we'll be gone) For you I'd count the salt under the sea.