[Intro]
A, A7, D, E, A x2
[Verse 1]
A
What should we do
A7
Oh, What should we do
D E A
These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves
A
We only have one chance
A7
Yeah, we only have one shot
D E A
To beat them in a competition of our choice
[Chorus]
E D A
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
E D A
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all
E D A
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
E D A
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule
[Verse 2]
A
This plan is foolproof
A7
Oh, it’s a foolproof plan
D E A
I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers (Or something)
A
Cause that would suck, man
A7
Oh, that would really bust my gourd
D E A
If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills
[Chorus] x2
E D A
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball
E D A
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all
E D A
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball
E D A
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule
Final Line on final chorus:
And maybe they should stick to something like being a horsejockey (like Hobbits or Gymnasts, or spelunking...)
