This song exists here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_biHDctzzk Tune to Eb, capo to 3nd fret or Standard capo on 2nd fret C D It's late, I'm high G C I'm hungry for some toast C D G C Get some bread and roast in the machine for that C D Oh great, a thing G C It's shiny and interesting C D I wanna check it out forever G C And think of nothing else C D Oh wait, oh shit G C I forgot about the toast C D Chilling in the toaster G C For half an hour C D Think quick, act fast G C Ask the internet C D Help me solve the issue of G C Cold yet toasted bread C C/B Am So many C C/B Am Suggestions C C/B Am Are rollin in C C/B Am You answered C C/B Am My question C C/B Am I owe ya one HE MOVES THE CAPO UP ONE FRET HERE BUT KEEPS THE CHORD SHAPES! FOR CLARITY'S SAKE, I HAVE NOTATED IT ONE CHORD HIGHER/ C# D# Considering my options G# C# More carefully than most C# D# It's seeming like the microwave G# C# Might save the piece of toast C# D# Too long, too short G# C# How about 15 seconds? C# D# The microwave completes and beeps G# C# The steamy bread now beckons C# D# oh boy, oh man, G# C# let's introduce some jam C# D# Blueberry and strawberry G# C# And boysenberry yea! C# D# And now the moment G# C# We've all been waiting for C# D# I can't believe we get to see G# C# What's finally in store C# D# I take a bite G# C# Not great but it's alright C# D# considering the circumstances G# C# I guess it's pretty tight C# D# The end, the heel G# C# It's just the way I feel C# D# What started as a hearty snack G# C# Became a decent meal.