All tabs written out separately by denoted contributors
Artist: Andrew Jackson Jihad
Album: Christmas Island
Year: 2014
Tuning: Standard
Temple Grandin
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by Arcelle
G C D G
Open up your murder eyes and see the ugly world that spat you out
G C D G
Open up your ugly mouth and sing the words it taught you to spit 'em out
Em Am
In the days before the damage no one knew if we were happy
Em D
In the days before the damage dying wasn't nearly even easy now
C D G C G C D
So open up your murder eyes and see the ugly world that spat you out
G C
Stevie Wonder to the bullshit
G C
Stevie Wonder to the bullshit, baby
G D G
Write a nice pop song about it
G C D G
Cut the world in half I bet that you will go and find a sleeping giant
G C D G
Turn the page just to wake him up and then turn the page and then turn the page to kill him
Em G
In the days before the damage boredom was the same as waiting
Em Bm
In the days before the damage water was the only raining
C Cm Em D G
In the days before the damage human beings weren't the ones who did the chasing
C D G
Open up your murder eyes and see the ugly world that spat you out
C
Hellen Keller to the bullshit
G C
Hellen Keller to the bullshit
G D G Bm Em D C Bm D
To break through your isolation
G C
Temple Grandin to the bullshit
G C
Temple Grandin to the bullshit baby
G Bm Em
Find a nicer way to kill it
D C Bm D
Find a nicer way to kill it
G Bm Em
Find a nicer way to kill it
D C
Find a nicer way to kill it
Bm D G
Find a nicer way to kill it
Bm Em
Find a nicer way to kill it
D C
Find a nicer way to kill it
Bm D G Bm Em D C Bm D (end on) G
Find a nicer way to kill it
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Children of God
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by rockerkid812
G
In came the being born police
Bm(Barre chord)
to take the newly undeceased
Em D
i was the soften gaze upon a child of god
G
when the sky was full of teeth
Bm
anticipating that sweet release
Em D
i was the little engine that could i was a courtroom bomb sniffing dog
C D G D Em
and the blood collector collected blood and the cannibals all sang
G D Em D G
tra la la la la la la la lay
G Bm
they found the weird calling card in a puddle of body parts
Em D
inside a bowl of angel hearts that the children were eating
G Bm
i was a vampire hunter, i was a pregnant mother
Em D
i was a tear shed from the ones that die believing
C D G D C
and the blood collector collected blood and the cannibals all sang
G D Em D G
tra la la la la la la la lay
G G7
C D
Thunder dome, broken home
G C C D G D
everybody dies alone i wanna give a shout out to the innocent bystanding
G Bm
and at the corner of my eye coming out from the teeth filled sky
Em D
with eyes as red as a dogs ass hole when you see it shitting
G Bm
I saw the children of god as they walked on slovenly by
Em D
the usb ports in their arms are bleeding
C D G D C
and the blood collector collected blood and the cannibals all sang
G D Em D G D Em D
i think i can i think i can i think i can i think i can
G D Em D G
tra la la la la la la la lay
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Do, Re, and Me
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by Gregory616
[Intro]
C-Am-F-G
C Am F G
I walked into a room full of corpses
F G
The room all smelled like flowers
C Am
There were Nikes on their feet
F G
Hail and smile under the cloth
C Am F G
I gazed into the souls of all the horses
F G
That jumped off all the bridges
C Am
In those wild western days
F G
A spaceship made of death
C Am
Do. Re.
F G
Mi Fa So La Ti
F G C
Do, Re, and Me.
(C)-Am-F-G
C Am F G
I gave into the needs of all my masters
F G
Man is the Bastard is a
C Am
Brutal fucking band
F G
And they hate Thomas Lenz
C Am F G
I fell into a coffin full of orphans
F G
And they all had been slaughtered
C Am
By a website-making man
F G
With music in his heart
C Am
Do. Re.
F G
Mi Fa So La Ti
F G C Am
Do, Re, and Me
F G C Am
Do, Re, and Me
F G C
Do, Re, and Me
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Coffin Dancer
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by keckwin
[Intro]
Am C Am C
Am C
Shoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul dancing
Am C
Shoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul dancing
F Am
I’m gonna miss this place
Am C
If you give it to me I’ll give it back much harder
Am C
If you treat me like a son, then I’ll treat you like a daughter
F Am F C
Everyone has a future, everyone has a soul,
F C G Am G F Am
Everyone has a heart, they have a mind, they have control. (Oh-oh)
C
Am C
The Coffin Dancer dances like he has something the prove because he does
Am C
He sleeps a couple hours in the morning, hates the morning when he wakes up.
F Am
Am C
The Coffin Dancer dances like he wants to make a friend, but he does not
Am C
The eye contact he makes with each and everyone he doesn't see is kinda hot
F Am F C
I don’t wanna go to here, there's nothing left to go on here,
F C G F Am
There’s nothing left to go on, but the love and sense of tender in your eyes. (Oh-oh)
C Am C
Am C
Shoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul dancing.
Am C
Shoot him again ‘cause I can see his soul dancing.
F Am
I’m gonna miss this place
F C
I’m gonna miss its face
G Am G F Am
Just like a vein inside my heart. (Oh-oh)
F Am F Am
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Getting Naked, Playing with Guns
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by britton.dejong (corrections by philiphatessp and MOUSECOP)
The E7 occasionally includes a bend on the B string.
e -0-
B -3-
G -1-
D -0-
A -2-
E -0-
C E7 Am G F G
C E7 Am G F G
C E7
getting naked and playing with guns
Am G F G
there's a gerbil in the microwave a baseball bat in everyone
C E7
sharing kisses and building a bomb
Am G F
we'll set it off like Microsoft in 94'
Am G F C
we'll set it off like Microsoft in 94'
C E7
Mcdonalds play-place before the Xbox
Am G F G
cake frosting sweet talking bedroom wall covered in knives
C E7
touching god burning shit
Am G F G
we'll make a wish and take a trip to future town like our daddy did
F E7 Am G F
and we'll kill the neighbor kid who only wants to be our friend
E7 Am G F
his dad is dead enough that his new dad can cure the bends
Am G C
we'll make a wish and take a trip to future town
C E7
feeling weird yet tasting sweet
Am G F G
it's a top bottom rock smoking magic mask making it bleed
C E7
feeling sweet getting weird
Am G F
now i can see the playground from the trees
Am G C
and i can see the playground from the trees
C E7 Am G F G
C E7 Am G F G
F E7 Am G F
and we'll show the neighbor kid what our love actually means
E7 Am G F
he's here from out of town and i heard he's got ADD
G C F
we'll climb the tallest branch with a rifle full of dreams
Am G C
and we'll blow the little dickhead up to smithereens
C E7
getting naked and playing with guns
Am G F G
there's a gerbil in the microwave a baseball bat in everyone
C E7
sharing kisses and building a bomb
Am G F
we'll set it off like Microsoft in 94'
Am G F G C
we'll set it off like Microsoft in 94' in our backyard
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I Wanna Rock Out in My Dreams
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by Slendin
F C Dm
I wanna rock out in my dreams
Bb C Dm
Instead of waking up I wanna sleep
Bb C F C Dm
Wearing black leather pants with boots too tall to see me
Bb C F
I wanna rock out in my dreams
F C F
Since I got back from the place you live
Bb C F
I haven't been the same I just eat and drink a lot
Bb C F C Dm
I should probably say that I miss you and I can even rhyme that with kiss you
Bb C F
But these days that just seems too god damn cheap
F C Dm
I wanna rock out in my dreams
Bb C Dm
Instead of waking up I want to sleep
Bb C F C Dm
Sweet dick denim jacket, shredding the flying V
Bb C F
I wanna rock out in my dreams
F C F
The older I get the better I am at lying
Bb C F
The more friends and family I have dead or dying
Bb C F C Dm
It's harder to define love, I've got to drink more if I wanna catch a buzz
Bb C F
The older I get the more articulate I am at whining
[Instrumental]
F C Dm
Bb C Dm
Bb C F C Dm
Bb C F
I wanna rock out in my dreams
Bb C F
I wanna rock out in my dreams
Bb C F
I wanna rock out in my dreams
Bb C F
I wanna rock out in my dreams
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Kokopelli Face Tattoo
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by jmpalmer1
[Intro]
F
F
I was a sexy little viper ruin
in the corner of King Tut tomb
Bb C
when the hate train started
F
going choo choo.
F
I was a rat on a burning ship
When we sunk, our fire got put out.
Dm Bb
It was just like the great plague,
C
It's like the birth of underwear.
C B Bb C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
F Bb C F
F
I was a wheel in a war machine
Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant
Bb C
Somebody’s gotta do it
F
I know my place
F
I was a baby killing Cadillac
Now I’m a drug induced heart attack
Dm Bb
Somebody’s gotta do it
C
I know my place
C B Bb C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
F Bb C F Dm C B Bb G
G
Have you ever wanted to be
Bb
Have you ever wanted wanted to see
F F#
Someone better, in the mirror
G
Have you ever wanted to go
Bb
Have you ever wanted to know
F A
Somewhere greener, me fucking neither!
Dm C Bb F E F
I bet you got something beautiful in mind
F
They’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue
Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
Dm Bb
And I’ll tell you a secret
F
Kreuz is German for Williams
F
In the blood cult of the mislead youth
C F
I’ve got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
Dm
Let me tell you some weird shit
Bb C
There's gonna be a big old civil war inside my house tonight.
Bb C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb C F (Barred on the 8th fret. Add your pinky to the 10th fret on the e
Hating you won’t make you suck any less string the last time you play the F)
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Best Friend
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by iamtheopal
G Am Bm C D x2
G Am C
Everything makes me bleed
Em C D
the sparkle won’t shine if you don’t feed it light
G Am C
Balls deep in reality
B Em D
I spend all my time getting strung out on life
Am D
It’s not our world anymore
Am D C
It’s not our world anymore
G Am Bm Em
Your dead best friend is walking up the stairs
C D G
He’s walking up the stairs with you
G Am C
What is the wind saying?
Bm Em D
Does it tell who isn’t there?
G Am C
Do the spirits haunt us
Bm Em D
by blowing through our hair?
Am D
It’s not our world anymore
Am D
It’s not our world anymore
G Am Bm Em
Your dead best friend is walking up the stairs
C D Am
He’s walking up the stairs with you
D
It’s not our world
Bm Em
And it never was
C G
And that’s not our problem
C G D
That’s not our problem anymore
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Linda Rondstadt
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by baby_alligators
Tabbed from "A Fistful of Vinyl" Performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko9-_DV5P-8
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Chords (Verses): Chords (Chorus):
|
C/G: E7: Am: F: G(either): | C: CM#11/B: Am: G:
-0- -0- -0- -1- -3- -3- | -8- -7- -5- -3-
-1- -0- -1- -1- -0- -3- | -8- -7- -5- -3-
-0- -1- -2- -2- -0- -4- | -9- -9- -5- -4-
-2- -0- -2- -3- -0- -5- | -10- -10- -7- -5-
-3- -2- -0- -3- -2- -5- | -10- -10- -7- -5-
-3- -0- -0- -1- -3- -3- | -8- -7- -5- -3-
Chords (Bridge):
D7: G7:
-5- -3-
-6- -3-
-5- -4-
-7- -3-
-5- -5-
-x- -3-
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[Intro]
C/G E7 Am
F G C/G
C/G E7 Am
F G C/G
Do walk-down after last C/G using these:
-0--0--0--0--0-
-1--1--0--0--0-
-0--0--0--0--0-
-2--2--2--2--0- C/G E7 Am
Today I lost my shit in a museum
F G C/G
It was a video installation of Linda Ronstadt
C/G E7 Am
And I really miss my friends, but I don’t see them
F G C/G
All I see is this video of Linda Ronstadt
(Do walk-down)
C/G E7 Am
Today the salt and sun ran down my face
F G C/G
After a year of hiding all my feelings
C/G E7 Am
And I totally lost my shit in that museum
Am F G C/G
All from a video installation of Linda Ronstadt
(Do walk-down then stop)
(Use chorus chords in this section)
C CM#11/B Am G
I almost made it through a year of choking down my fears
G F
But they’re gone for now
G C/G
All thanks to Linda Ronstadt
C CM#11/B Am G
I almost made it through a year of choking down my fears
G F
But they’re gone for now
G C/G
All thanks to Linda Ronstadt
(Do walk-down)
(Use verse chords in this section)
C/G E7 Am
And I can’t handle astounding works of beauty
F G C/G
I think I like my pretty pretty ugly
C/G E7 Am
But the beautiful soul I witnessed in that movie
F G Am
Was an entirely different kind of overwhelming
(Use bridge chords in this section)
D7 G7 Am
It was a dog that won’t stop barking
D7 G7 Am
Like a cut that never stops bleeding
D7 G7 Am
Arizona sunsets in the early evening
F G Am
Or a grown man inconsolably weeping
(Do walk-down)
C CM#11/B Am G
I almost made it through a year of choking down my fears
G F
But they’re gone for now
G C/G
All thanks to Linda Ronstadt
C CM#11/B Am G
I almost made it through a year of choking down my fears
G F
But they’re gone for now
G C/G
All thanks to Linda Ronstadt
C CM#11/B Am G
I almost made it through a year of choking down my fears
G F
But they’re gone for now
G C/G
All thanks to Linda Ronstadt
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Deathlessness
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by britton.dejong
F#m E repeated
What do you have I need that sarcophagus
What do you see every pattern looks like a swastika
what kind of mercy exists in deathlessness
how do we breathe in our breathlessness
how can i learn when i make my body into violence
what do i bring to the table when all we eat is desparate
can you erase it with a magnet
there was a chainsaw fight i saw it at the waterpark
and well the sun is up it's still getting dark
how can i live never knowing the beauty of forgiveness
how can i live without ever knowing the beauty of forgiveness
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Temple Grandin Too
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by Jready
G D G
Like a god begging to be murdered
G D D
A revolving door that only goes one way
C G
A simple force speaking through a conduit
G D G
A baby born on an ordinary day
G D G
A Jesus that doesn’t want to be a Jesus
G D Em
Is given no other choice than to be a Jesus.
C G
Understanding life is meaningfully worthless
G D G
The world was born to kill all the Jesuses
C G
There’s something big and powerful and wise
C D
And it’s begging us to end its worthless life
C G D Em
So let’s be Temple Grandin for the ni- i- ight
C D G
And find a friendly way to make it die.
D D G
On an empty street in a neighborhood that used to be better
D D G
In an empty house once filled with heavy shit
Em Am
In a nearly empty bed inside a nearly empty room
D
I learned it
C G
There’s something big and powerful and wise
C D
And it’s begging us to end its tragic life
C G D Em
So let’s be Temple Grandin for the ni- i- ight
C D G
A hug without a human is alright
C D Em
We’ll find a friendly way to make it die
C D Em
A hug without a human is alright
C D G
We’ll find a friendly way to make it die
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Angel of Death
by Andrew Jackson Jihad
tabbed by rockerkid812
Used ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-359R7VDv40 ) for reference
Intro: G/C/G/C/Am/D/D
G Em
I am a blank page in a notebook,
C Am D
waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks.
G Em
I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over
C Am D
to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts,
C
I am the Total Gym,
D
I am the Salad Glove,
G
I am the Slap Chop,
D Em Sean does a hammer on on the A string
I'm the forever lazy,
C Am D G Another hammer on A string
I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me.
G Em
I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid,
C Am D
whose name is most likely Cody.
G Em C Am D
He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley,
C
And Cody doesn't have friends,
D
and his parents hate each other,
G D Em Sean hammer ons the A string at one point
and he wants to find a better way to love his family.
C Am D G Another hammer on the A string
And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's.
G/C/G/C/Am/D/D
G Em
I am the camera that watches you,
C Am D
when you think you are awake.
G Em
and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan
C Am D
that keeps all their cocaine safe.
C D
I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings,
G D Em hammer on like last time
at an all you can eat buffet,
C Am D G same hammer on
I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today.
G Em
And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth,
C Am D
in a history class from the future.
G Em
I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic,
C Am D
that gave my grandfather cancer.
C D
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death,
G D Em Guess what! Hammer on!
"Hi how are you? My name is Trevor."
C
Prepare to die,
C Am D G Haaammmmerrrr on!
Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.
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