C
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
Am
It's so freaking good!
F C
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
G7 C
If you haven't, then I think you should!
I was sittin' in the kitchen one day, and I was itchin'
To fill up my belly with the pipin' hot jelly of the
G
Best damn treat in the world! (He's talkin' pop tarts!)
And I saw a stick of butter and it almost made me shudder
C
And scream like a baby girl!
I don't want a giant penis, or a rocket ship to Venus,
Am
I don't want to win the lottery!
F C
I just want to squat and gobble 'till I'm dizzy and I waddle
G7 C
In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream!
So, I put butter on a pop tart!
Am
It was so freaking good!
F C
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
G7 C
If you haven't, then I think you should!
