This is my corrected version of the 1st version by harrigeorgeson. The changes are in the chorus. Though I did comment on his post, I decided to post this so that beginners could just check the chords here instead on googling it. Capo 1 [Verse 1] A D7 Back when the world was new, the planet Earth was down on its luck. F E7 And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok! A D7 It was a nasty place! There was a mess wherever you stepped. F E7 Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept! [Chorus] C7 G C7 And then along came Zeus! He hurled his thunderbolt- He zapped! A7 Locked those suckers in a vault! They're trapped! D And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks. C7 And that's the gospel truth! B7 E7 The guy was too type A to just relax. [Verse 2] A D7 And that's the world's first dish: Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth. F E7 A Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble- That's the gospel truth! F E A On Mount Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth F E A Though, honey, it may seem inposs'ble- That's the gospel truth!