[Verse 1] G D C D I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man G D C D I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan G D C D G D C Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in They call themselves the Taliban G D C D G D C D G D C D (Ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby) G D C D Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here G D C D They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear G D C D She loves the desert and the hot white sand G D C D But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand G D C The Taliban D G D C D (Ooo taliban baby) [Chorus] C D You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Em D C Ride Camel Ride C D G D C My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side C D G D C We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan C D G D C We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban D G D C D G D C D (Oh yeah the taliban) (baby) [Verse 2] G D C D Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win G D C D Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end G D C D Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said G D C D G D "Now, you Sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban" C D G D C D (Taliban baby) G D C D So we prayed to Allah with all of our might G D C D Until those big U.S. jets came flyin in one night G D C D They dropped little bombs all over their holy land G D C D And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran G D C D (The taliban) [Chorus] C D You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Em D C Ride Camel Ride C D G D C My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side C D G D C We should do real fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan C D G D C We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban D (Oh yeah, taliban) C D G We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple big ones to The Taliban