> Fuck The Government, I Love You -------------------------------------------------- Am Dm E ---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1-| B ---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1---3-3---3-3---3-3---3-3-| G ---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2-| D -------------------------0-----------0-----------| A -0-----------0-----------------0-----------0-----| E -------0-----------0-----------------------------| Am Dm E E ---0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0---1-1---1-1-------------| B ---1-1---1-1---1-1---1-1---3-3---3-3---0-0---0-0-| G ---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2---1-1---1-1-| D -------------------------0-------------2-2---2-2-| A -0-----------0-----------------0-----------2-----| E -------0-----------0-----------------0-----------| Am We met at the New Years Party of my vegetarian friend. Dm I said I was studying English, I told you I was in a band Am I asked what the band was called, I said it’s called The Burning Hell Dm E Am I said I’ve never heard of you, I said that’s probably just as well Am Just to make conversation I told you about a dream I had in which Jean Baudrillard was rapping with Public Enemy Dm Shouting “don’t believe the hyperreal” with Flava Flav and Chuck D Am And I said I think we might have a lot in common then, possibly, Dm E Am Because I’m also a musician and also a student of hip-hoposophy Am You mentioned you used to play the clarinet in high school in the early years of the millennium when you were young Dm And you said you’re hired, the pay is negligible, and the tour starts next month Am You asked what I was working on, I said I’m writing an album of love songs Dm E Am I laughed and said love songs are dumb, and I said oh yeah, wait til you hear these ones C Dm Pass the wine, fuck the government, I love you Am E Three statements overheard at once in the crowded room C Dm But I could not be sure which one had come from you Am E Am So I passed you the wine and said yes, fuck the government, I love you too. Solo: Am Dm Am Dm Am Am Though neither of us are accomplished dancers we danced a little bit Dm My vegetarian friend was playing the hits of Will Smith, and we got jiggy with it Am There on the dance floor, the living room dance floor, that’s when it happened Dm E Am You stole my heart, I stole a kiss, we stole someone else’s gin by accident Am At some point we got cornered by an amateur poet neither of us knew Dm Either he had no one else to talk to or just couldn’t pick up simple social cues Am Step by step we backed away until we backed up all the way into the bathroom together Dm E Am We told the poet that we always go together ‘cause that’s what happens when you’ve been dating forever Am We stayed in there for ages hoping the amateur poet would go, it was awkward Dm We came out and found he’d discovered someone else to bother, Am And suddenly it was midnight and auld lang syne time and countdowns and gratuitous public making out Dm E Am And we started shouting because everyone else was shouting and isn’t it fun to shout? C Dm Pass the wine, fuck the government, I love you Am E Three statements overheard at once in the crowded room C Dm But I could not be sure which one had come from you Am E Am So I passed you the wine and said yes, fuck the government, I love you too. C Dm Pass the wine, fuck the government, I love you Am E Three statements overheard at once in the crowded room C Dm But I could not be sure which one had come from you Am E Am So I passed you the wine and said yes, fuck the government, I love you too.