"The News" [Intro] Fsus2 F C/G e|--1-1---1-1---1-1---1---0--| B|--1-1---1-1---1-1---1---1--| G|--0h2---0h2---0h2---0---0--| D|--3-3---3-3---3-3---3---2--| A|--3-3---3-3---3-3---3---3--| E|--1-1---1-1---1-1---1---3--| [Verse 1] Am Em Em7 Joni's got a new car Dm G Mister cool bird's smoking weed Am Em Em7 They're closing down the bakery Dm G E Cause the children got to eat Am Em Em7 Jennifer's moving house F Bb Bb/A Bb/G F Jennifer broke her vows Am Em Em7 Andy says the doctor Bb Bb/A C/G G Touched her hair [Chorus] Dm Am G Dm Hey, have you read the news today? Am G Dm Hey, used to be so far away Bb Hey, now the game has changed F Am Bm11/A It's coming to our doors [Verse 2] Am Em Em7 (clap clap) Michael's in the movies Dm G And Mary found the lord Am Em Em7 Jim moved to the city Dm G E Told his friends that he got bored Am Em Em7 Kate's having an affair F Bb Bb/A C/G G Husband don't seem to care [Chorus] Dm Am G Dm Hey, have you read the news today? Am G Dm Hey, used to be so far away Bb Hey, now the game has changed F Esus4 It's coming to our doors [Bridge] E Open up Dm To a man Dm7 Flesh and blood Esus4 E If there's warmth in your heart Bb Bb/A C/G G Let it show [Solo] Dm Am G 4x Dm Am G Na na na na na na na na Dm Am G Bb Na na na na na na na na F G Na na na na na na na na Dm Am G Na na na na na na na na Dm Am G Bb Na na na na na na na na F G Na na na na na na na na [Chorus] Dm Am G Dm Hey, have you read the news today? Dm Am G Bb Hey, used to be so far away F G Na na na na na na na na Dm Am G Na na na na na na na na Dm Am G Dm Hey, have you read the news today? Dm Am G Bb Hey, used to be so far away F G Na na na na na na na na Chords: C/G: 332010 Dm: xx0231 Dm7: xx0211 E: 022100 Esus4: 022200 Em7: 022030 F: 133211 Fsus2: 133011 G: 320033 Am: x02210 Bb: x13331 Bb/G: 3x3331 (though hitting the bass note should be sufficient) Bb/A: x03331 (see the note at Bb/A) Bm11/A x04430