Patent Pending - NSFW
Standard Tuning - No Capo
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Intro:
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I know you like to think you've found the one,
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And it must be, finally, gotta be love,
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But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope)
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Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing
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Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'
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Then a couple screenshots end up online
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And those dick pics and titty snaps
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Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
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Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
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Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
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Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
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Of you in your birthday suit.
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You in your birthday suit.
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Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick,
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A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'
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Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
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Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr
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NSFW, more like anywhere,
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Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.
A E
Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend
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Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit.
You in your birthday suit.
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Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-o
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Face, never make it to the wrong hands.
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The inverse, is the whole universe
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Sees you shake your holiday hams.
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Background check for the perfect job
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But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong
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There's a booty smack screencap goin' around
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And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down
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(well, that's what your junk looks like,)
N.C.
(So I guess there's that)
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to your mom
And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
A E
Of you in your birthday suit.
D A E F#m
You in your birthday suit.
Enjoy!
-Sace
