xTripod - A Shandy Too Far Transcribed by Rob Bowman [email protected] Intro: C A# A G C A# Table for one, Am G Preferably out of the sun, F C G Somewhere where it's quiet. C A# And a coffee too, Am G Better make it black right through, F C G I'm feeling fairly shite. Am G C I don't think I have enough class, E F To handle drinking from a glass, F# G(stop) Get me water in a pla stic cup. C A# C G & S: I went a shandy too far, E I woke up in the bed of, F F# G(stop) Someone who I just never thought I'd do. C A# C I know, I went a shandy too far, E F I wonder where I left my car? G C G A shandy too far. Mmmm... yum, yum, yum... C A# Comfortable bed... G & S: (Comfortable bed...) Am G Shame about the pain in my head. F C Where'd I leave my shoes? G G & S: (Well, they're just over there...) C A# Well, they're over there, Am G & S: (Over there...) G Underneath my underwear, F C G And where'd I get this bruise? Am G C I can hear her come down the hall, EF And bang her head against the wall, F# And wish she didn't have... G ... appalling luck. C A# C She went a shandy too far, E I woke up in the bed of, F F# G(stop) Someone who I just never thought I'd do. C A# C I know I went a shandy too far, E F I wonder where I left my car? G Am A shandy too far. E Am A# Take my advice, in a crisis, F F# Catch a taxi, catch a bus. G But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself, C A# 'Cause there's a caveman inside, Am G F Your brain's just coming along for the ride, G C G You'd think I'd learn. Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...) C A# I don't know it all, Am G When it will be safe to call. FF# We used to be quite friendly, G But this could be the end. C(stop, tacet from here) Because we went... Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far. (Shandy, shandy too far...) Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of, Bring back G Someone who I never thought I'd do. C A# C I know I went a shandy too far, E F I wonder where I left my car? G C G A shandy too far. (They all start shouting at once) C A# Am Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh G F Ooooo-wa, oooh, G C Shandy too far. G Never happened to me personally, of course. C A# Am Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Is Mum in the audience again?! G F Ooooo-wa, oooh, G C G Shandy too far. C A# Am Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, G F Ooooo-wa, oooh, G C G Shandy too far... Scod: Shandy too far... Gatesy: Shandy too far. C A# Am Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, How much money? G F Ooooo-wa, oooh, G(let ring) Shandy too... Scod: Shandy too... Shandy too... C C ... far_ooooooooh
