B-Abm-E-F#
B
Rich boys with fancy cars
Abm
They'll drive you anywhere but mars
E
They wanna seclude you
F#
They have bad intentions with you
B
He's got a bottle of absolut
Abm
And he's absolutely sure she's a lightweight
E
One shot, the girl has ten
F#
She's wasted and the guy thinks its mighty great
B
His hands reach for her dress
Abm
Her lips begin to quiver
E
He reaches for her breast
F#
She has a nervous shiver then she
B
VOMITS!
B
VOMITS!
B B
VOMITS ON HIS CAR!
Abm
THE GUY GETS PISSED AND KICKS THE GIRL OUT OF HIS CAR
E
He tells her to walk home even though they're really far
F#
She's blacked out drunk and she keeps puking in a jar
B
She takes the jar of spew and throws it at his window
Abm
The guy says "WHAT THE F^*K YOU CLEAN THIS UP U DUM HOE"
E
she starts to laugh and opens his trunk
F#
and she gets an umbrella
F#
smashes on the windshield
B
and it goes kerplunk
Abm
oh oh
E F# B
and that's why you don't mess with a bad bitch when she's drunk
Abm
oh no
E F#m B Abm E F#
and that's why you don't mess with a bad bitch when she's drunk
B Abm
ooooh
E F#
ooooh
B Abm
oooh
E F# B
oooooohh
