The Budgie Song chords - John Williamson Click to play this song! • John Williamson CD • John Williamson Sheet music • John Williamson Posters THE BUDGIE SONG Words and Music by John Williamson © 1986 EMUSIC PTY LTD (harmonica solo) F C F C F C DM G7 C [verse 1] C F Well it cost me thirty bucks to fix my budgie, G7 C When the little blighter only cost me five. F The veterinary surgeon saw me coming, G7 C But I had to keep my feathered friend alive; AM F He was shaking on his perch, the kids were crying, AM F The family gathered round his little cage. AM F I said I think it's time we got a new one, D7 G7 That's when the family went into a rage. [verse 2] C F Oh, the waiting room ponged like a rat house, G7 C With heartworms and lungworms and lice. F And a Persian had her eye on the shoebox, G7 C I suppose she thought our budgie might be nice. AM F Well the bird s**t on the veterinary surgeon, AM F I heard him say the dirty little chick. AM F Guess he wondered why I didn't use my brains D7 G7 And hit him over the head with a brick. [CHORUS] F C Oh antibiotics for his colour, F C Two drops a day on his beak. F C Some powder on the nose for his feathers DM G7 C And clean out his cage twice a week. (harmonica solo) F C F C F C DM G7 C [verse 3] C F Well it cost me thirty bucks to fix my budgie G7 C When the little blighter only cost me five F And the bludger wakes me early in the morning, G7 C It's got me puzzled how he survives. AM F One night I'll feed him to the tom cat. AM F Instead of worrying about him when we go away. AM F No-one wants to feed a s**tty budgie, D7 G7 When everyone's on holiday (repeat CHORUS & harmonica solo)