Bobs Burgers - Bad Stuff Happens In The Bathroom

[Bob spoken]
Cm, Bb
Everythings going to be ok,
F, G
Everythings going to be ok.


[sung]
Cm                            Bb
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
F                       G
I’m just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Cm                                 Bb
Can’t let them see me with my pants down
F                               G
Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now


[Chorus]
C                          F
But I’ll be out of here in no time
Dm                                G
I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
C                          F
Today is going to be a great day
Dm                                       G
I’ll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-- 



[Louise]
Cm        Bb
Let’s be clear, I did 
F                               G
absolutely nothing wrong, I’m not to blame, it’s not my fault
Cm                 Bb
This is just to say, if 
F                                     G
Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away


[Chorus]
C                          F
But he’ll be outta there in no time
Dm                                       G
No one’s going to blame me and I’ll be doing just fine
C                          F
Today is going to be a great day
Dm                                       G
If Teddy can’t unstick my dad, I’ll find another way

(interlude)
Cm (repeat)


[Bob and Louise]

Cm                            Bb
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
Let’s be                      clear,I did 

F                               G
I’m just glad that it           happens in a vacuum
Absolutely nothing wrong, I’m not to blame, it’s not my fault

Cm                               Bb
Can’t let them see me with my pants down
This is just to                  say, if 

F                                     G
Coasters magazine is going to         be my big chance now
Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just flown away


[Chorus]
C                          F
But I’ll be out of here in no time
But he’ll be outta there in no time

Dm                                G
I’ll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
No one’s going to blame me and I’ll be doing just fine

C                          F
Today is going to be a great day
Today is going to be a great day

Dm                                       G                 C
I’ll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away-- 
If Teddy can’t unstick my dad, I’ll find another way