[Verse] C Am7 Am I wonder if the De Le Salle Brother got Papped C Am7 Am And did their holy mothers and jealous fathers; ever feel trapped C Am7 Am Did Mary, Like all the attention C F G G And did Jesus ever; get Detention C Am7 Am I wonder if Caesar ever did his sums C Am7 Am And did Joan of Arc ever slip and slice her thumbs C Am7 Am Chopping onions, in double home economics C F G G And would Archimedes; have like electronics [Chorus] C Am Panic stations don't set in F Don't worry if you're not getting; The reward G C That you think you deserve Am Good Things come to those who wait F God knows I've waited patiently G Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me [Verse] C Am7 Am The number 17 and Steve McQueen C Am7 Am Seem an unlikely Combination considering C Am7 Am his elevation to god and all-round blonde adonis C F G I can't see him settling down in Heaton Norris C Am7 Am Would Elvis been able to adapt C Am7 Am Would've gone to court over reports his phones was tapped C Am7 Am Would Priscilla remain and reside by his side C F G G With the lonely loyalty of being his bride [Chorus] C Am Panic stations don't set in F Don't worry if you're not getting; The rewards G C That you think you deserve Am Good Things come to those who wait F God knows I've waited patiently G Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me [Chorus] C Am Panic stations don't set in F Don't worry if you're not getting; The rewards G C That you think you deserve Am Good Things come to those who wait F God knows I've waited patiently G Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me