Parodies By Oscar - The Whore Of The Chrysler Lebaron

This guy's youtube video went viral of him singing this in a bar. Hilarious.
It's to the tune of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.
He has some other funny parodies too. Check out his webpage.
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     Asus2                    Em
It's fairly well known in the place I call home
       G             D           Asus2
I like girls with an ass that is roomy
  Asus2                  Em
I met an old slut with a very large butt
         G            D             Asus2
She said son, for ten bucks you can do me

    Asus2                       Em
The bathroom wall said that she gave some good head
          G            D             Asus2
And for a good time to call her this evenin'
  Asus2                     Em
I was worried though that I just didn't know
       G            D               Asus2
If I'd wind up with some dude named Steven

  Asus2                  Em
I gave her a call and we went to the mall
       G         D         Asus2
And we enjoyed a couple of Slurpees
    Asus2                  Em
Was two days or more I was pretty damn sore
        G           D           Asus2
I found out the old bag gave me herpes

Asus2                        Em
Her hair was died she didn't have a good side
        G               D              Asus2
She had moved here from someplace near Boston
     Asus2                  Em
When I got her home and she took off her clothes
         G          D          Asus2
Well, my cookies, I just about tossed 'em

    Asus2                               Em
Her bush when she turned looked like an overgrown fern
   G         D            Asus2
In desperate need of some water
    Asus2                     Em
Her elbows and knees had some scabby disease
        G               D             Asus2
And her mustache looked like Sergeant Slaughter

  Asus2                            Em
I turned off the light, cause if I looked at her right
  G            D                Asus2
I felt like my eyes would start failing
     Asus2               Em
Then I ran outside as my lunch began to slide
      G       D        Asus2
And I vomited over the railing

  Asus2               Em
I went back inside to finish my ride
    G            D            Asus2
St. Paddy's it's been good to know ya
    Asus2                             Em
She said not so fast bro, there's something you should know
         G             D            Asus2
Now come here I've got something to show ya

    Asus2                          Em
The skin looked all wrong right up next to her thong
       G          D           Asus2
It was red an' it looked irritated
         Asus2                      Em
Found an itch on my crank, and then my heart just sank
   G                 D          Asus2
Aw damn, I should've just masturbated

     Asus2                 Em
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
         G          D               Asus2
When you pee and it feels just like acid
    Asus2                Em
Was two weeks ago that I slept with that ho
       G          D             Asus2
And my penis, now it just stays flaccid

    Asus2                        Em
You might like this song and you might sing along
        G        D               Asus2
And you may even think that it's funny
    Asus2                   Em
But you wouldn't know if every time you go
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There's a discharge, it's white and it's runny

   Asus2              Em
My tale now spans all across this great land
     G             D          Asus2
From Maine all the way to the Rockies
   Asus2                     Em
My penile steams like a cappuccino machine
       G             D           Asus2
And it keeps burning holes in my jockies

     Asus2                  Em
That filthy ol' ho lives in Detroit they say
         G             D        Asus2
And it's doubtful that anyone's carin'
    Asus2                  Em
Her career high she banged twenty nine guys
       G           D          Asus2
On the hood of her Chrysler Lebaron

    Asus2                Em
The doctors all say that smell won't go away
          G                  D                 Asus2
Like some shrimp that's been shipped here from China
     Asus2                Em
I've tried Listerine even used Listerine
       G                     D        Asus2
But my gut still smells like filthy vagina