[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Well my body could use a little slimmin'
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I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
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And I ain't seen my feet since 1984…
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The old lady wants a roll in the hay,
A
We turn the lights down all the way…
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'cause I don't look good naked anymore.
[Chorus]
A E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…
I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
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Of the man I was before.
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If I keep on like I'm doin',
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I won't fit through the door,
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And I don't look good naked anymore.
[Verse 2]
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Well I used to be a hell of a man,
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I chopped wood with just one hand.
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But I can't do the things I done before.
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Well it all happened kind of slow,
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But I guess I kinda let myself go…
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Now I don't look good naked anymore.
[Chorus]
A E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…
I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
B7
Of the man I was before.
E
If I keep on like I'm doin',
A
I won't fit through the door,
E B7 E
And I don't look good naked anymore.
[Verse 3]
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With each and every passing year,
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came a lot of french fries and beer.
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And my belly hung a little closer to the floor.
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Now, my belly is as big as a truck,
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And the old lady don't wanna SHE DON'T WANNA!
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Cause I don't look good naked anymore.
[Chorus]
A E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…
I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
B7
Of the man I was before.
E
If I keep on like I'm doin',
A
I won't fit through the door,
E B7 E
And I don't look good naked anymore.
[Chorus]
A E
No, I don't look good naked anymore…
I'm a deep fried, double-wide version
B7
Of the man I was before.
E
If I keep on like I'm doin',
A
I won't fit through the door,
E B7 E
And I don't look good naked anymore.
[TAG]
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No, I don't look good naked anymore!
