[Originally by Choking Victim]
This song just rocks, so I thought I would post an Acoustic Version of it. It's very easy but fun to play.
I play the Barre Chords except for the E.
Have fun!
E
If there was a God,
A
I'm sure he would be hated.
C#m Bm
For making bugs, in this hell he has created.
E A
Get on a coat, put on a hat,
C#m
I am infested
Bm E
It happens just like that.
I'm sure I hate 'em
A
There ain't no maybes,
C#m
Bodylice, and crabs,
Bm
Headlice, and scabies.
E
You take your pick,
A
they make me sick,
C#m
While I scratch until I bleed
Bm
Soon they'll be scabs for me to pick.
E
It drives me mad,
A
As I scratch my body raw.
C#m
Sometimes it feels like sex
Bm
When I'm scratching with my paws..
E
Sometimes it feels better
A
When it gets wetter
C#m
Lubed up with puss and blood
Bm
But later, I'm upsetter.
E
Cause of pain,
A
The rash becomes inflamed,
C#m
I simply lost control..
Bm
The scabies can't be blamed..
E
Oh yes, they can!
A
I'll go complain,
C#m
To the Drop-in Centre clinic,
Bm
'Hook me up with some Lindane! '
E
Oh yes, Lindane
A
The stuff for the occasion,
C#m
This lotion gives you cancer
Bm
With too many applications. [x3]
E
But I must use it.
A
I'll be the tested.
C#m
This time, it's gone too far.
Bm
My body is infested!
E
I am infested!
A
I am infested!
C#m
This time it's gone too far,
Bm
My body is infested!
E
I am infested!
A
I'll be the tested!
C#m
This time it's gone too far,
Bm
My body is infested!
E A C#m Bm
One bug, two bug, three bug, four.
E A
These bugs just fuck and eat
C#m Bm
Soon there'll be hundreds more
E
(To) Infest my head,
A
Infest my bed,
C#m
These bugs won't stop infesting
Bm
'Til I kill 'em all, dead!
E
Then, there's the eggs
A
They'll fucking hatch!
C#m
If I don't delouse again,
Bm
In seven days, they'll hatch!
E
And at this time,
A
I will truely go insane
C#m
My nervous system shot
Bm
By the use of the Lindane
E
It is this lotion,
A
On my generation tested,
C#m
This time it's gone too far
Bm
My body is infested!
E
I am infested!
A
I am infested!
C#m
This time it's gone too far,
Bm
My body is infested!
E
I am infested!
E
I am infested!
C#m
This time it's gone too far,
Bm
My body is infested!
