Jesus was a Wino too Lydia Loveless Intro C G F C [Verse 1] C Well, some days you wake up G and life feels meaningless You don’t even have the strength C to get up and get dressed Then when you do, you see your G clothes are all torn to shreds And you can’t even afford to buy C a needle and thread C So, you might go to church to G bow your head and pray But that ain’t always enough to C get through the day Sometimes you’ll feel bitter, you’ll G say that this priest is a mooch And you might just take all of C your tithes with a bottle of hooch [Chorus] F And if people knew, they would C look down on you G Don’t they know that it’s true? F G C Jesus was a wino, too [Verse 2] C People may ask, “Why have your G lips turned black?” “Hey, what the hell is so funny, man? Why have your eyes gone C slack?“ They might feel high and mighty G when I can barely stand Well, just tell them I couldn’t turn down one my glass of the blood C of the lamb [Chorus] F Because if people knew, they C would call me a fool G I wish they knew it was true: F C Jesus was a wino, too was a Wino too [Chorus] F Because if people knew, they C would call me a fool G I wish they knew it was true: F C Jesus was a wino, too [Verse 3] F And this here six-dollar bottle is C just about that all I can afford D If I can’t find a corkscrew, I’ll just G smash it open right here on the floor C And you might call me crazy for G lapping this off the ground But a few years ago I would be C drinking with Jesus right now ‘Cause they may not have had G Carlo Rossi way back in his day Jesus had only water but he F C turned it to wine anyway [Chorus] F And nobody asked, “What would C Jesus do?” G F ‘Cause everybody knew Jesus C was a wino, too F No, nobody asked, “What would C Jesus do?” G F ‘Cause everybody knew Jesus C was a wino, too C F C F Ah huhhhhhh ah huh