My Dad Says Thats For Pussies

The great new opener from Bloodhound Gang's latest album, Hard-Off.
Tuning: Half-step down

[INTRO]
E5 Db5 Ab5

[VERSE]
E5         Db5                 Ab5
Fuck Guns N Roses without Slash
E5         Db5                 Ab5
A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
E5         Db5                 Ab5
Toilet paper is for queers
E5         Db5                 Ab5
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

[CHORUS]
    A5             B5         E5       Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              DB5
My dad says that's for pussies

[VERSE]
E5         Db5                 Ab5
Ain't gonna lift the seat to wizz
E5         Db5                 Ab5
Just 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is
E5         Db5                 Ab5
This fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
E5         Db5                 Ab5
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

[CHORUS]
    A5             B5         E5       Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              Db5
My dad says that's for pussies

[BRIDGE]
B5

F#5
Libraries, back-up parachutes and 
A5
The Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, Hurricane warnings and 
F#5
Anti-freeze, rogaine, helmets, CPR and
A5       B5
Kenny G, wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and

E5
Harmonies  
John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

    A5             B5         E5       Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              DB5
My dad says that's for pussies
    A5             B5         E5       Db5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5              DB5
My dad says that's for pussies

[KEY CHANGE](OUTRO)

    D5             E5         A5       F#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
A5     B5
My dad says 
A5     B5
My dad says 
A5     B5
My dad says 
           F#5
that's for pussies

E5 F5