G A bottle a day Bm keeps the doctors away D Em or so my girlfriend says G So I take my medicine Bm and she gives me something D C that word's just can't express G She's cranky when she's sober D so sweet when she's wasted C When I quench my thirst with her waters D C it's the sweetest I have ever tasted C G C G G As I lay down to sleep Bm she lays a bottle at my feet D Em knowing when I wake up I'll be shaking G the sun comes through the window Bm she opens up the bottle D C she feeds me my medicine again G She's cranky when she's sober D so sweet when she's wasted C When I quench my thirst with her waters D C it's the sweetest I have ever tasted C G I can't stay clean long C G I hope she is not angry anymore Em D C she brings me happiness in a bottle Am Em makes life easier to swallow G Am makes love easier to hold G so I've been told Em G Am A G She's cranky when she's sober D so sweet when she's wasted C When I quench my thirst with her waters D C it's the sweetest I have ever tasted C G can't stay clean long C G hope she's not angry anymore