------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Atheists Don't Have No Songs - Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages) E7 Hava Nagila's for the Jews, A Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages) D A Atheists just sing the blues. A Romantics play Claire de Lune, (Claire de Lune) E7 Born agains sing He is risen, A But no one ever wrote a tune, (wrote a tune) D A For godless existentialism. For Atheists, D Theres no good news, G# A They'll never sing a song of faith. D For atheists, G They have a rule, G# A The he is always lowercase. G# A The he is always lowercase. Some folks sing a Bach cantata, (Bach cantata) E7 Lutherans get Christmas trees, A Atheist songs add up to nada, (up to nada) D A D A But they do have Sundays free. (have Sundays free) Pentecostals sing they sing to heaven, (sing to heaven) E7 Coptics have the books of scrolls, A Numerologists can count to seven, (count to seven) D A Atheists have rock and roll. For Atheists, D Theres no good news, G# A They'll never sing a song of Faith. D In their songs, G They have a rule, G# A The he is always lowercase. G# A The he is always lowercase. (Key Change) C Atheists, Atheists, Atheists G C Dont have no Songs!! C Christians have their hymns and pages, (hymns and pages) G7 Hava Nagila's for the Jews, (for the Jews) C Baptists have the rock of ages, (rock of ages) F C Atheists just sing the blues. F Catholics dress up for Mass, B C And listen to, Gregorian chants. F Bb Atheists just take a pass, B Watch football in their C underpants. B C Watch football in their underpants. D Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, A7 D A7 D Dont have no songs!