Slaid Cleaves - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
CAPO: 2nd Fret
INTRO: Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
N.C. Am Dm G C
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
Am D E
You really are a heel
Am Dm
You're as cuddly as a cactus
G C B E
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
N.C. Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
N.C. Am Dm G C
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Am D E
Your heart's an empty hole
Am Dm
Your brain is full of spiders
G C B E
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
N.C. Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole
INSTRUMENTAL: Am Dm G C Am D E Am Dm G C B E
Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
N.C. Am Dm G C
Your a vile one, Mr. Grinch
Am D E
You've got termites in your smile
Am Dm
You've got all the tender sweetness
G C B E
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
N.C. Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile
N.C. Am Dm G C
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
Am D E
You're the king of sinful sots
Am Dm
Your heart's a dead tomato
G C B E
Washed with mouldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
N.C.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
Mangled up in tangled up knots
INSTRUMENTAL: Am Dm G C Am D E Am Dm G C B E
Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
N.C. Am Dm G C
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
Am D E
With a nauseous, super naus
Am Dm
You're a crooked jerky jockey
G C B E
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch
N.C. Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
You're a 3-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce
N.C. Am Dm G C
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
Am D E
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Am Dm
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
G C B E
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
N.C.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
E E E-Am
Stink, Stank, Stunk!
