The Cheese Song by Andrew Peterson
D
There is a reason you see
G
That I'm thicker in the middle
D Am
I could blame it on a bad knee
Esus
Maybe just a little
D
I could blame it on my blue jeans
G
Or that my wife is such a fine chef
D Am
My metabolism 's changing
Esus E
But I haven't told you why yet
B
It's a magical, mysterious
Am D G Am Esus
Hispanically ambiguously glaze
D
What is that white stuff on my nachos
G
It's too thin for melted cheese
Am D Am D
It's too thick to be just milk
G Esus
So won't somebody tell me please
D B
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
D C
Cause it's so consuming me
D
We'll you know they'll never tell you
G
Cause then they'd have to kill you
D Am
There's a mother load of cheese-juice
Esus
That they found in Matchu Pichu
D
In the temple of the Incas
G
There's a fountain flowing cheese dip
D Am
And then they smuggle it to Texas
D Am
And then they trick us with the free chips
B
It's mind control in a salsa bowl
Am D G D Am Esus
I'm not even sure I remember how I got here
D
Well give me some of that white stuff on my nachos
G
It's too thin for melted cheese
D Am
It's too thick to be just milk
D G Esus
So won’t somebody tell me please
D G
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
B D Am
Cause it's so consuming me
D
So this is sort of a love song
G
It's a kind of confession
D Am
As for me ya see I'm long gone
Esus
So consider this a lesson
D
They wanna make us into zombies
G
Lurch into La Hacienda
D Am
To gobble up the Chimmy Chongas
Esus E
That isn't how you wanna end up
B
But Mexico remembers the Alamo
Am D G D
And the ghost of Santa Ana’s on the move
Am Esus D
He's taken over with the white stuff on my nachos
G
It's too thin for melted cheese
D Am
It's too thick to be just milk
D G Esus
And it’s Sublime consistency
D B
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
B D C
Cause it's so consuming me
D G Esus D
What is that white stuff won't somebody please
B G Esus D
What is that white stuff won't somebody please
D G
What is that white stuff
D
I don't care, just pass the cheese
