E
Mom
A
Why did you clean my room (why'd you clean my room)
C#m B
It was fine the way it was
A B
I’m really mad at you
E
Dad
A
I don’t want to play ball (don't wanna play ball)
C#m B
Even if you are the coach
A B
I just don't care at all
[CHORUS]
E
Mom
A
Why did you clean my room (why'd you clean my room)
C#m B A
I’m so mad at you
E
Dad
A
You ruined my life (you ruined my life)
C#m B A
Everything I do is never right
E
Dog
A
Why did you poo in my shoe (why'd you poo in my shoe)
C#m B A
I’m really really really really mad at you
E
Toaster
A
Why did you burn my toast (why'd you burn my toast)
C#m
I didn’t want black toast
B
I didn’t want black toast
A
Didn’t want black toast
[CHORUS]
E
Mom
A
Get out of my room (get out of my room)
C#m B A
I hate it when you tell me what to do (You're not the boss of me)
E
Dad
A
Can’t you be proud of me
C#m B A
Even though you caught me wearing mom’s eyeliner (It brings out my eyes)
[BRIDGE]
C#m
I
B
Feel the darkness deep inside
A
My soul speaks to my mind
Am
My heart cries with my eyes
C#m
I
B
Love to write my poetry
A
You wont know what it means
Am
But that’s what makes it deep
E A E B A
E
I hate my mom
A
I hate my dad
I hate my dog
C#m
I hate my cat
B A
I hate everything and they hate me
E
Mom
A
I know you want the best for me
C#m B A
I’m sorry girl I was being so mean
E
And dad
A
I’m sorry too
C#m B A
But there is one last thing I have to say to both of you
I love you, but
E
Get the fuck out of my room (GTFO my room)
A
I’m still so freaking mad at you (freaking mad)
C#m
You ruined my life
B A
And nothing seems right to you
E
I hate my mom
A
I hate my dad
I hate my dog
C#m
I hate my cat
B A
I hate everything and they hate me
E
I hate the spoon that falls into my cereal (cereal)
A
And the toilet seat when I poo and its too cold
C#m B A
I hate everything and they hate me
E
