D
It's Christmas
G D A
A time of joy and generosity
G Bm A
The season of good deeds and charity
D C#m Bm A G
We're inspired by the love and warmth we see
A
It's easy as 1, 2 ,3...
D A
When it's Christmas
G A D A
You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange
G A Bm A
You give someone in need a little change
D C#m Bm A G
Oh it's almost like rehearsed and pre-arranged
G A
And I gotta say...
Chorus:
A D A G
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice,
G A
You're an asshole
D A (D) A G
If you think the season is the reason,
G D
You're a piece of shit
Bm A
If someone has to dress up as Santa,
D A/C# Bm A G
Or you won't back a fundraise
G A D A G
Then you're a lowlife fucking twat.
A D
It's Christmas
G D A
You spare a little change and make believe
G Bm A
Your conscience would be clear on Christmas Eve
D A Bm A G
Then you entertain yourself with gluttony
G A
And shopping sprees
A D A G
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice,
G A
You're a son of a bitch
D A (D) A G
If you think compassion's just in fashion,
G D
You're a fucking nub
Bm A D A/C# Bm A G
If it has to be New Years for you to make a change for the better,
A Bm
You're a spineless fucking turd.
Bm A
Oh, you're so pleased with yourself
G
Fighting the good fight
A D G
One month out of twelve
D A G
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice,
G A
You're an asshole
D A (D) A G
If you think the season is the reason,
G A
You're a wanker
B A
If someone has to dress up as Santa,
D C#dim Bm A G
Or you won't back a fundraise
A
Then you're a fuckface
A D A G
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice,
G A
You're a bastard
D A (D) A G
If you think compassion's just in fashion,
G D
You're a fucking nub
Bm A D A/C# Bm A G
If it has to be New Years for you to make a change for the better,
A D
You're a spineless fucking turd.
G A
Oh, oh yeah,
D A G
You're a spineless fucking turd.
Make that fucking change
