Hi! So this is my first ever tab so if you see any mistakes feel free to correct them,
also I think some of the lyrics may be wrong, but if you sing them it sounds fine, enjoy!
C
I've crushed cans, and I've crushed gravel,
F C
And I crushed Grandma's leg in the door of a cadillac,
(She walked with a limp but she learned her lesson)
C
Now I'm crushing on you babe,
F G
Like the grainy innards of a store-bought Hacky Sack.
(You know how a Hacky Sack has that cshh cshhh in it)
C F
I drunk a beverage with crushed ice, and it was nice,
G
But not nearly as nice as what one night with you might be like.
F C
I'd like to crush you, under the weight of my loooooove,
F G
Brushing up against you is like, touching an electric doooooove.
C
I've crushed dirt clods with my boots,
F
And boxes after I moved,
G
But what I wouldn't do for a 30 second convo with you.
C
I'd show you my collection of civil war prosthetics,
F
And tell you a secret and never regret it,
G
Like I've got a subdermal arm that the doctors can't explain.
(I think you might regret that)
C F
I'd take your hand and place it mine, not the subdermal one but the one outside,
G
And then give you a manicure, and grab the other hand, and start the process over again.
F C
I'd like to crush you, under the weight of my loooooove,
F G
Brushing up against you is like, touching an electric doooooove.
F C
I'd like to bulldoze the barriers between your heart and miiiiiine,
F G
I'd like to backhoe a ditch but call the gas company ahead of time.
F G
And by call the gas company, I mean call you (yeah),
C
What's your number?
(You can put it in my cellular telephone)
