ROAD TRIP - Ninja Sex Party
Standard Tuning (EADGBe), Capo 3
G
I met a girl a few weeks ago
(G)
She's so smart and beautiful
A
When she's around I feel my heart beat
C D
Down in the very depths of my soul
G
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
(G)
We're going on a cross-country trip
A
'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
C D
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
C G
Let’s hit the road
D Em C G
I was so close to... personal growth
D Em
So California here I come
C G D Em
I wanna bone across the nation
F C D
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
G
I porked most of New York
(G)
I banged 'em silly in Philly
(G)
I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
A
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
(A)
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
C D
We’re only halfway through day four
G
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
(G)
Bust coconuts on Miami
(G)
I shot puree on Santa Fe
A
I gave some penix to Phoenix
(A)
And my nuts rattled Seattle
C D
So hard they felt it in L.A.
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
C G D Em
Now here we are in California
C G
These girls are hot
D Em
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(Em) C
He killed the previous owner
G D Em
Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure
F C D
This boner quest has just begun!
C G
I left 'em smitten in Britain
D Em
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
C G
Then things got beejy in Fiji
D Em
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden
C G
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
D Em
I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion
G C
I Banged-ladesh!
D
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause...
C G
I've conquered Earth
D Em
It is time to move on!
C G
Let's take a rocket
D Em
Find some hot alien sluts
(Em) C
Set phasers to thrust
G
No time for spacesuits
D Em
I am way too horny!
F C
Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK
